The most realest shit I have ever. fucking. seen.
Because it’s within the realm of possibility to make everyone going through specific airport checkpoints take off their shoes, but it is impossible to regulate firearms in such a way without destroying peoples constitutional freedoms and severely encroaching on peoples personal lives.
what the fuck is happening over in America?
we don’t even know…
when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay